Someone somewhere at some point in time had the question, what if dogs were baristas?
Now the Internet has posed another query: What if dogs were baristas?
Twitter users took to cyberspace to define just what this bow-wow-run Starbucks world would look like.
Man buns on coffee servers would be allowed just this once.
— Lindsay (@spellitwhatever) July 16, 2017
Money would not be the only way to pay for drinks.
— WildTaggers (@WildTaggers) July 16, 2017
Small, medium, and large would have new names.
#IfDogsWereBaristas dribk sizes would be: Chihuahua, Lab, and Great Dane
— •Princess • Enigma• (@honest_enigma) July 16, 2017
We could bond instantly with the barista using limited vocabulary.
Who's a good barista‽ Who's a good barista‽
You're a GOOD BARISTA!
— Robbie ?? (@Embargo_Maniac) July 16, 2017
We wouldn't care if the barista wrote our name wrong. (We probably wouldn't care if they wrote our name at all.)
— BeautyAOS (@beautyAOS) July 16, 2017
Serving coffee would require a license, preferably worn around the neck at all times.
— Andrew Hiller (@AndrewHiller) July 16, 2017
We'd never have the Monday Blues, ever.
— Colleen D (@colleenkingd) July 16, 2017
Cats would be there, asking for more cream, please.
— Lily (@lilylanphear) July 16, 2017
Health code violations would occur frequently, and we'd just bat our eyes in admiration.
#IfDogsWereBaristas they'd lap up the sides of your cup to clean up any spillage
— Sarah SG (@_sprf) July 16, 2017
Humans would be a little less sophisticated, with no room for raised pinkies.
#IfDogsWereBaristas All drinks will be served in doggie bowls
— Kerry Tedder (@KeshaTedder) July 16, 2017
Clearly, our mornings, at least, would have a very different start.
And I think we'd all be okay with that.
What do you think would happen if dogs were baristas? Tag us with the hashtags #wideopenpets and #ifdogswerebaristas or share in the comments below.
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