20+ Whale Puns That'll "Whaley" Blow You Away!

Posted by Crystal Long
Whale dives into the water.

Whale hello there! We know life can be "over-whale-ming" at times. So, get a little self-soothing with whale puns so funny, they'll blow you away!

With a total of 41 whale species in the world, we can never get our fill of these amazing sea creatures. From the Blue Whale (which is literally the largest animal ever to swim this earth!) to the Humpback Whale and the cool AF Narwhal, anyone who's been to SeaWorld will know that these krill-eating sea mammals can always bring a smile to your face -- ah yes, we think everyone's favorite Killer Whale (a.k.a Orca) from the movie 'Free Willy' would agree!

So, get ready for a whale of a time with these funny puns about whales, perfect for the inner (or not-quite-so inner!) marine biologist in your life, because we all know animal puns rock! You're whalecome!

23 Whale Puns Guaranteed to Blow You Away

1. What do you call a group of whale musicians? An orca-stra.

2. What's a whale's favorite movie? 'The Humpback of Notre Dame'.

3. Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide!

4. What is a whale's favorite sandwich? A krilled cheese.

5. What do whales like to paint with? A-krill-ic paint.

6. What do polite whales always say? "You're whalecome!"

7. What is a whale's favorite kind of candy? Blubber gum.

8. What do whales need to stay healthy? Vitamin Sea!

9. Why do whales like saltwater? Pepper makes them sneeze!

10. How do whales make a decision? They flipper coin.

11. What is a whale's favorite game show? 'The Whale of Fortune.'

12. What did one beached whale say to the other beached whale? "Long time no sea."

13. What's a whale's favorite food dish? Fish and ships.

14. What do you call a group of whales on a TV show? A podcast.

15. How do you find out how heavy a whale is? You take them to a whale-weigh station.

16. How do whales prepare for a party? They orca-nise it.

17. How can you make fish laugh? You just tell them a whale of a tale.

18. How do you get a whale off the beach? With a whale-barrow.

19. What do humpback whales do during quarantine? Netflix and Krill!

20. What do you call a whale that has a bad stomach virus? A beluga whale.

21. Who named the sperm whale? Seamen.

22. What did the whale write on his Valentine's Day greeting card? "Whale you be mine?"

23. What is an orca's favorite kind of nut? Whalenuts.

After hearing all these whale puns, there's really just one thing we would like to say: We whaley love whales!

What do you think of these whale puns? Let us know on the Wide Open Pets Facebook page!

READ MORE: 60 Perfect Fish Names, From Nemo to Neptune

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20+ Whale Puns That'll "Whaley" Blow You Away!