"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."
Scooping up horse poo all day entitles you to a certain sense of humor. That's why farmers can get by with these pickup lines.
Whose fields are these farmers plowing?
Sometimes, chickens are the inspiration behind a farmer's pickup line.
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable #FarmingPickupLines
— Magnus Lewis (@magnuslewis263) November 17, 2016
Other times, it's tools.
I bet your father was a good farmer, cause you're one fine hoe.#FarmingPickupLines
— Matthew Kick (@MatthewKick) November 17, 2016
Puns are also welcome around the farm.
Nice calves.#FarmingPickupLines pic.twitter.com/72U0G5IxKg
— Saul T Nutz (@HilariousTrends) November 17, 2016
No matter how corny they sound.
Aw, shucks, I don't mean to be corny... #FarmingPickupLines
— Sebastian Stoker (@SebastianStoker) November 17, 2016
We can't forget the dating tips we get from cows.
Can I Moooooo-ve a little closer? #FarmingPickupLines
— Ross (@ross1coe) November 17, 2016
Or the horses who always have our backs.
#FarmingPickupLines I'm looking for a stable relationship.
— Boris McChesney (@BorisMcChesney) November 17, 2016
Homophones are always appropriate.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures. #FarmingPickupLines
— Chris DeCouto (@DeCoutoChris) November 17, 2016
As is anything referencing John Deere.
My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you. #FarmingPickupLines
— Josh Keaton (@joshkeaton) November 17, 2016
Let's not forget how the fields inspire us.
Darlin' I love your dairy air. #FarmingPickupLines
— Flippervault (@Flippervault) November 17, 2016
Or millennial pop songs.
#FarmingPickupLines My milking brings all the boys to the yard
— Dana Gold (@DanaGeezus) November 17, 2016
Was Joey from "Friends" a farm boy at heart?
How ewe doing? #FarmingPickupLines pic.twitter.com/VgmjVTF1s0
— Robyn Your ? (@robyndwoskin) November 17, 2016
Forget raising the roof. Together, you'll raise a building.
#FarmingPickupLines I’d like to raise your barn.
— Kesha Tedder (@KeshaTedder) November 17, 2016
If you're a farmer, you understand these #FarmingPickupLines. If you're not, we hope you still got a good laugh--but these lines might not work on a city girl.
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