This Sketch of 'Free Horses' Perfectly Describes the Lives of Horse Lovers

Posted by Paige Cerulli

Did you know that Tom Petty's song "Free Falling" was actually supposed to be called "Free Horses?"

The "Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon" is known for its hilarious sketches and skits. Fallon, accompanied by Kevin Bacon, recently took on Tom Petty's song "Free Falling," creating an impressive version titled "Free Horses."

"Free Horses" is surprisingly accurate when it comes to describing the life of a horse lover. Just take a listen.

Pretty darn true, isn't it? Here are the lyrics, in case you couldn't catch them all:

She's a good girl, loves her mama
Loves horses, and America too
She's a good girl, crazy 'bout Elvis
Loves horses, and her boyfriend too.

She loves horses, and she also loves rainbows
She loves flowers, and horses too
She likes football, but she really loves horses
Yeah those horses, she really really loves.

But if there's one thing, she loves most about horses
It's that they're horses, that's the one thing
So just to be clear, she's a fan of the horses,
She loves horses, la de da de da.

She digs horses, yeah she's nuts about horses
She enjoys hor, ses yeah she does
She loves horse hair, horse teeth and horse noses
She loves horseshoes, and horses too.

She likes ponies, but not as much as horses
She likes horses, much much more
She likes unicorns, but she calls 'em "horny horses"
She loves horses, yeah that's what she loves.

She doesn't like goats, and she don't like llamas,
She don't care for, them crazy kangaroos,
And I'm a bad boy, cuz I don't like horses
She loves horses, Ventura Boulevard.

Now I'm free! Free horses!
Now I'm free! Free horses!

So, which version of the song is your favorite? I have to say that "Free Horses" is pretty catchy!

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This Sketch of 'Free Horses' Perfectly Describes the Lives of Horse Lovers