Easter or not, it's always the perfect time for some hare-raisingly funny bunny puns!
Bunnies are one of the cutest animals out there. Other than being great pets for anyone who wants a small, less demanding pet, bunny rabbits are as cute as they come: no wonder why rabbits are the third most popular pet in the United States -- after dogs and cats of course!
I mean, can you blame us? From Bugs Bunny to the Easter Bunny, rabbits have long been making us smile. So, whether you have a pet rabbit or simply enjoy a bit of funny bunny wordplays, here are some rabbit puns that are guaranteed to get you egg-cited -- never mind that they might be punny rabbit dad jokes!
37 Earresistible Rabbit Puns
1. What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
2. Where did the bunny bride and groom go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
3. Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
4. Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
5. How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
6. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny.
7. What is a rabbit's favorite dance? Hip-Hop.
8. What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
9. Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
10. I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn't seem to carrot all.
11. What did the bunny say about the Easter parade? It was eggcellent!
12. What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
13. What happened when the bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after
14. What happened when the bunny got in trouble at school? He was eggspelled.
15. What kind of books do bunnies read? The ones with hoppy endings.
16. Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
17. How does a bunny stay healthy? They eggsercise, particularly hareobics.
18. What do you call an always happy rabbit? A hop-timist.
19. Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
20. Who is the Easter Bunny's favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro.
21. What did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
22. What's the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
23. Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
24. Where do rabbits pilots learn how to fly? In the hare force.
25. What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
26. Why did the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
27. How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs marks the spot.
28. What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
29. I have so many Easter puns, it's not even bunny.
30. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A hot cross bunny.
31. What did the rabbit say to his wife? No bunny compares to you.
32. What do rabbits like to sing? "Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
33. What did the bunny say to his crush? Hey there hop stuff!
34. What did the bunny say to his wife on Easter? Hoppy Easter, my honey bunny!
35. What do you call a balding rabbit? A bunny with a receding hare line.
36. How did the race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare.
37. How do you know you've been visited by a possessed Easter bunny? He leaves deviled eggs.
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