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40 Pawesome Pet Puns to Make You Howl


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Any dog and cat lover will appreciate these pet puns! Some may briefly roll their eyes at phrases like 'fur-ocious' and 'cattitide' but most pet lovers will start using these in everyday conversations.

Whether you live with a Dachshund, Terrier, Retriever, Beagle, Dalmatian, Blood-hound, Mastiff, Labrathor (ha!), Corgi or a Shih Tzu, you'll find these dog jokes and funny dog puns pawsitively hilarious.

Or perhaps you're both a dog and cat owner so your best friend falls across two species groups. Clearly you need adorable puns to mix and match in social media posts and during meetings with colleagues.

We couldn't pass up this oppawtunity- to provide readers with a good laugh with phrases like 'colliefornia', 'pup-sicle', 'pup-arazzi', 'pupcorn' and 'purrsonality'.

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So grab a latte and your furry friend. Start reading through these punny jokes and even your dog will howl with laughter.

Our Favorite Pet Puns

20 Dog puns

Dogs At The Beach1. What kind of construction are dogs best at? Roofing.

2. Great Dane lovers are sure obsessed with tall tails.

3. We just got pawsession of a new dog.

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4. You have to be careful after it rains cats and dogs and make sure you don't step in a Poodle.

5. The dog was so smart it majored in bark-eology.

6. The dog couldn't find his car in the barking lot.

7. He loved dogs so much he had a Rover-dose.

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8. What did Darth Vader name his son? Luke Skybarker.

9. When my dog starts itching, it really ticks me off.

10. The coach wants to put my dog in the baseball game because he always gets walked.

11. The dog barked all night without any paws.

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12. The picnic quickly turned into a Bark-B-Q.

13. Make sure you use Collie flour when baking for your dog.

14. There mutt be a chance my dog isn't a purebred.

15. I'm all about the pug life.

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16. Our hounds know that anything is paw-sible if they use their noses.

17. We love to watch our dogs to the doggie paddle when they swim.

18. What's your dog's favorite Pink Floyd album? The 'Bark Side of the Moon'.

19. Our small Doxie's bark sounds fur-ocious.

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20. What's the best dog to take on a submarine? A subwoofer.

20 Cat puns

Snowshoe Cat

Cat lovers will hopefully agree with some of our fave phrases.

1. I love your purr-se.

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2. My cat wants a Furr-ari.

3. I've got my thinking cat on.

4. Wait a meow-ment.

5. Cat got your tongue? 

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6. Is your feline friend having a cat-astrophe?

7. Are you hiss-terical over your cat's shenanigans?

8. Our cat has a crazy purrsonality.

9. We adopted our cat, not sure his hiss-tory.

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10. Some felines have a cat-titude

11. We love to wear our paw-jamas with our cats at night.

12. How purr-suasive is your cat?

13. Our fave story is Great Catsby and Shakespurr.

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14. We are not kitten around about the above novels!

15. Do you believe in Santa Claws? She's awful purr-ty.

16. Cats are litter-ally the best animal on the planet.

17. Do you have a self paw-trait of your cat hanging on the wall?

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18. The paw-lease showed up at our house, thanks to our cat claw enforcement solved the crime.

19. We were pawsitively blown away when we found out our cat's favorite color...purr-ple.

20. Some cats are purr-fect! Purr-haps all cats are perfect felines!

Do you think your cat understands what you're saying or at least knows their name when called? Leave a comment below!

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