These monkey puns are so ape-solutely funny. They are perfect to share when monkeying around with your prime mates.
Let's face it: Monkeys are some of the funniest mammals in the animal kingdom. They make silly expressions, have mischievous personalities, and come up with the funniest noises. Monkeys are so ape-solutely adorable, it's no wonder that these hilarious primates are the subject of so many funny animal puns and iconic pop culture moments. Some celebrities, like Elvis Presley, have even kept one of these two-legged jokesters as pets. Of course, owning a monkey is not for the faint of heart and is actually illegal in many states.
With that in mind, most of us have to settle for watching these joyful, carefree creatures as they create monkey business in books, television, and movies. Monkeys are always up to something when they guest star on our favorite TV shows (we're looking at you, Marcel!) and it's more than just good acting. Their personality truly is the that of a little kid who just wants to have fun. Granted, sometimes, their inquisitive nature gets them into trouble--but from the outside looking in, it's pretty darn funny. Whether it's the cheeky baby chimpanzee or the oh-so-fuzzy gibbon, these funny primates are just as amusing as their punny wordplays. So, let's go ahead and start monkeying around with the best monkey puns!
Funniest Monkey Puns
1. Where do monkeys go to grab a drink? The monkey bars.
2. Where do monkeys get all their gossip? Through the ape-vine.
3. What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A Ba-boom.
4. Why don't monkeys play cards in the jungle? There are too many cheetahs around.
5. What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips? A chipmunk.
6. What kind of key unlocks a banana? A mon-key!
7. What do you call an angry monkey? Furious George.
8. What are monkeys' favorite Christmas carol? Jungle Bells.
9. Where do baby monkeys sleep? In ape-ri-cots.
10. What do you call a monkey who won the World Series? A champion.
11. What do monkeys wear when they are cooking? Ape-rons.
12. What do you call a monkey flying in the sky? A hot air baboon.
13. How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster.
14. When do monkeys fall from the sky? During Ape-ril showers.
15. What is a monkey's favorite dessert? A banana split.
16. What do you call monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime-mates.
17. What are monkeys' favorite type of cookies? Chocolate chimp cookies.
18. What do monkeys like to do at parties? Get funk-key.
19. Who is a monkey's favorite teacher at Hogwarts? Professor Sn-ape.
20. Why did King Kong climb up the side of the skyscraper? Because the elevator was broken.
21. Where do monkeys go when they lose their tails? To a retailer.
22. What computer does a monkey prefer? An Ape-le computer.
23. What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.
24. What kind of monkey likes seafood? A shrimpanzee.
25. What do you call a monkey who can't keep a secret? A blab-boon.
26. What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail? It won't be long now.
27. Why don't monkeys wear pocket watches? Because they don't wear pants.
28. How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree? Wave to it.
29. How do you catch a monkey? Climb a tree and act like a banana.
30. Where do monkeys go when they lose their tails? To a retailer.
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