Samson, a Maine Coon cat, measures four feet long and tips the scales at a whopping 28 pounds.
Four-year-old Samson lives with his dad, Splurt Zillionz, in their New York City apartment.
Despite the fact that he lives in a tiny apartment, Samson has no trouble finding space for himself anywhere his not-so-little heart desires.
According to Samson's dad, Samson's hard candy shell hides a gooey center.
"Very sweet, tender but a tough guy. He likes to wrestle and play but secretly enjoys being tender as long as nobody is watching. He is a ladies man who loves females much more than men, except for his daddy who he loves very much."
In fact, there's a patent pending for his "No, really, I care" face. This is it:
And here it is again:
NYC's newest feline celebrity is living large (literally)...and he's doing it like a boss.
All photos by Splurt Zillionz via The Dodo.