I'll take one Goldendoodle Hippity Hop, please.
Murphy the Goldendoodle has been captivating the Internet for the past few years with her puppy antics. Or, rather, human-like antics.
Murphy's people say she "identifies as a human," which would explain why she is often caught wearing a robe and sipping wine.
For Easter this year, her parents did a throwback to Murphy's cone of shame days, which every dog knows oh-so-well. They decorated her plastic shade as an Easter basket and, thankfully, caught it all on video.
While Murphy donned her cone, she also posed as a martini glass. Which only makes sense considering she "thinks every hour should be happy hour."
Follow more of Murphy's bow-wow shenanigans on Instagram.
What have you transformed your dog's cone of shame into? Tell us in the comments below!
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