We Can't 'Goat' Enough of These 45 Goat Puns

Posted by Christy Caplan
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This post isn't 'udderly' ridiculous! It's a list of goat puns for you to use when you're sharing stories about your goats with colleagues and friends. They may roll their eyes at you but someone will get a good laugh out of one or two on our list.

Fun fact about goats: Goats were one of the first animals to be tamed by humans and were being herded 9,000 years ago.

Here are a few just for fun:

  • "You have 'goat' to be kidding me"
  • "Goat me stumped" and "Goat to get moving"

Classic goat puns

1. I tried to have a conversation with my pet goats today, but they kept butting in.

2. If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?

3. Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?

4. What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?

Billy Jean King.

5. What do you call a lazy goat?

Billy Idle

6. Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?

Because he didn't see the ewe turn.

7. What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?

Billy Ocean.

8. What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?

Gracias.

9. If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?

10. What do you call an immature goat?

A silly billy.

11. I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.

12. What do you call a goat who paints pictures?

Vincent Van Goat.

13. What's a goat's favorite drink?

Goat-arade.

14. What's a goat's favorite TV show?

America's Goat Talent.

15. What's a goat's favorite musical?

Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.

16. What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?

Sorry, we were just kidding.

17. What's the definition of butter?

An angry goat.

18. Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?

19. When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.

20. Why was the farmer angry?

Because someone got his goat.

One liner goat puns

1. For goat's sake, that's enough.

2. If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?

3. Something's goat to give.

4. Here we goat again.

5. You have goat to be kidding me.

6. Ain't nobody goat time fo' dat.

7. Cat goat your tongue?

8. Row, row, row your goat.

9. Shit just goat serious.

10. I goat this.

11. Whatever floats your goat.

12. I feel baaaaaad.

13. Goat milk?

14. Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?

15. If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?

16. I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.

17. Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?

18. When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.

19. Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?

20. Hoof you spoken to so far?

21. Couldn't goat a word in edgewise

22. Better goat moving

23. You'd better goat used to it

24. I can't goat enough

25. Come and goat it!

The funny goat puns here should be added to your list of animal puns.

What is your fave goat breed? Please leave a comment below! 

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We Can't 'Goat' Enough of These 45 Goat Puns