"It's either me or the dog."
That's what this guy heard from his girlfriend when she decided she did not like his Beagle, Molly. So, Molly's owner decided to put a post up on Craigslist, seemingly to rehome poor little Molly. But it backfired...
The rehoming post begins as if Molly is the one who is looking for a new owner.
"She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her for 4 years."
Wait, how can a dog be from a wealthy area? But the post goes on;
"She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair, so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done."
Okay, now the post gets a little suspicious. Molly the Beagle doesn't look high maintenance at all...
The post ends with saying that whoever is up for rehoming "stays up all night yapping...will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down."
Finally, the jig is up because Molly definitely looks the type to shower with unconditional love. No, the boyfriend will never relinquish Molly the Beagle, he is instead looking for a new home for his "30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend."
Molly and her man want the girlfriend gone ASAP.
And that's the way it should be!
Were you fooled? Did you think he was trying to give up his dog? Tell us in the comments below.
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