Oh, For Fox Sake!: Here Are 12 Fox Puns and Jokes

Posted by Christy Caplan
Fennec Foxes

We have one fox species you must know about!

The fennec fox is adorable and has ears that go on forever. They are tiny and weigh between 2 and 4 pounds, and their golden and dense coat usually has a black tip - all of their physical characteristics allow them to adapt to desert conditions. They look so snuggly that you can hardly imagine them in their native environment, the Sahara Desert.

They are the most social of all foxes and need an outlet for their endless energy. They enjoy digging (similar to a dachshund or terrier) and can dig up to twenty feet a night in their natural environment. An outdoor pen and fence must be extended many feet below ground. It is said that Fennecs appear to disappear into the sand since they dig so fast.

Now that you are in love with foxes, here are a few foxy puns.

Fox jokes and puns 

1. What do you call a fox with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want because he can't hear you!

2. What did the grape say when the fox stood on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

3. Why did the fox cross the road?

To prove to the possum that it could be done!

4. When does a fox go "moo"?

When it is learning a new language!

5. Did you hear about the veterinarian who learned to talk with foxes?

She was crazy like a fox.

6. When do you have to dance like a fox?

When you're doing the foxtrot.

7. How do you become the coach of the Chicago Bears?

Be sly as a Fox.

8. What do you call a fox that can pick up an elephant?

Sir!

9. Did you hear about the shapeshifter that met Medusa?

She's now a stone-cold fox.

Other foxy phrases: (18 and older!)

10. Zero Fox Given

11. For Fox Sake

12. No Fox Given

These fox puns and animal puns are trending now! Just about any funny animal, fox jokes or funny fox pun are used for a tweet, phone cases, video games, greeting card, tank tops, sweatshirts, stickers and even hoodies!

Do you know anyone that shares their home with a fox? We'd love to hear more! Please leave a comment below!

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Oh, For Fox Sake!: Here Are 12 Fox Puns and Jokes