15 Easter Bunny Jokes for a Hoppin' Good Time

Posted by Erin McDade
Rabbit hops through some Easter eggs.

Don't get caught with an empty basket, so crack open one of these Easter Bunny jokes!

We know the eggstreme lengths you go to give your chicks a Happy Easter; from buying Easter candy to dyeing Easter eggs. But have you prepared your best Easter Bunny jokes for the arrival of the world's luckiest animal? Between decorating your lawn, buying jelly beans and chocolate bunnies, and hiding eggs for the Easter egg hunt, practice some of these funny Easter jokes to keep everyone all-ears.

I hope you're hopping for these good jokes to crack your peeps up!

15 Eggcellent Easter Bunny Jokes for a Hopping Good Time

1. Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From eggplants.

2. What is Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music? Hip-hop.

3. What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot? It's been nice gnawing you.

4. What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? Egg-stra terrestrial.

5. What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas? Bugs Bunny.

6. What kind of stories does the Easter Bunny like best? The ones with hoppy endings.

7. What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear? 14 carrot gold.

8. Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking the eggs!

9. How did the Easter Bunny feel the day after Easter? Eggs-hausted.

10. Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast? IHOP.

11. Why was the Easter Bunny upset? He was having a bad hare day.

12. What do you get when you pour hot water down the Easter Bunny's rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.

13. How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Egg-ercise.

14. Where does Easter Bunny go for a new tail? To the re-tail store.

15. How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare-plane.

If you carrot all about having an eggcellent Easter, hop to practicing these Easter Bunny jokes before someone poaches them out of your Easter basket faster than the wiggle of a rabbit's nose. We hope all you practical yolkers and your honey bunnies have a happy Easter!

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15 Easter Bunny Jokes for a Hoppin' Good Time