These 36 Duck Puns Will Quack You Up

Posted by Christy Caplan
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We are huge fans of backyard ducks. Do you love fresh duck eggs from the farmer's market? What about having them for dinner, but the eggs are from your own pet ducks?

Another reason to raise pet ducks is they eat slugs and snails, which are gross and everywhere where I live in the Pacific Northwest. Backyard Poultry also shares that they require fairly simple housing needs.

"Unlike roosters, male ducks do not crow and are very quiet. Although females ducks do quack, happy, well-kept ducks are usually quiet."

Whether or not you live with backyard ducks or just wish you did, we took a "quack" at coming up with 39 duck puns!

Duck jokes and hilarious puns

Essex Duck shares jokes that have you laughing and sharing!

1. What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks?

Firequackers.

2. At what time do ducks wake up?

The quack of dawn.

3. What do you call a duck that steals?

A robber duck.

4. What do you get when you put six ducks in a box?

A box of quackers.

5. What did the duck detective say to his partner?

Let's quack this case.

6. What did the duck say when the waiter brought the check?

Please put it on my bill.

7. What do you see when a duck bends over?

Its butt-quack.

8. Which side of a duck has the nicest feathers?

The outside.

9. What happens when ducks fly upside down?

They quack up.

10. Where do ducks go when they are sick?

To the ducktor.

11. What do ducks like to eat with soup?

Quackers.

12. What shows do ducks watch on television?

Duckumentaries.

13. What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Duckula.

14. What do you call two ducks and a cow?

Quackers and milk.

15. What is it called when it's raining ducks and geese?

Fowl weather.

16. Why do ducks fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to waddle.

17. Why do ducks never grow up?

Because they grow down.

18. What do you call a clever duck?

A wise quacker.

19. Why was the duck put into the basketball game?

To make a fowl shot.

20. Why do ducks quack?

Because they can't oink, bark, or moo.

More duck jokes and puns

21. Why was the duck put into the basketball game?

To make a fowl shot.

22. What time does a duck wake up?

At the quack of dawn.

23. What do you call a crate full of ducks?

A box of quackers.

24. What do you call a clever duck?

A wise quacker!

25. What did the duck say to the banker?

My bill is bigger than yours.

26. Why did the duck fly south for the winter?

Because it was too far to walk.

27. What did the detective duck say to his partner?

I hope we quack this case.

28. What did the duck say when she dropped the dishes?

I hope I didn't quack any!

29. Who stole the soap?

The robber ducky.

30. What did the duck do after he read all these jokes?

He quacked up.

31. Why does a duck say quack?

Because it can't say moo.

32. How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

33. What says "Quick, Quick"?

A duck with the hiccups

34. Why did the duck cross the road?

He was tied to the chicken.

35. What do physics ducks say?

Quark, quark.

36. Which side of a duck has the most feathers?

The outside!

These funny duck puns had us laughing while we researched which ones should make the list. We have other articles with animal jokes, animal puns, and even bird puns if you're interested!

Know someone who would like to add ducks to their backyard flock? Enjoy these puns! Tell us in the comments below! 

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