45 Dog Puns That Are Paws-itively Hilarious

Posted by Christy Caplan

The jokes and puns in this list are dog-gone funny. There are hundreds of puns about dogs and we identified 45 that made us laugh. We'll be sharing the below in emails to colleagues immediately. They may just roll their eyes.

Please let us know if we're missing any puns that should have made this list!

Classic dog puns

1. What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador!

2. This pup who's over this long, bitter winter already. Mellon Collie!

3. This Lab who's very into Norse mythology. Labrathor. (haha)

4. What's more amazing than a talking dog? Spelling bee.

5. He's barking up the wrong tree.

6. Paws-itively!

7. Today's been ruff.

8. She's having a ball!

9. Come to the bark side.

10. Bone Appetit!

Breed-specific dog puns

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1. My dog's not fat, she's just a littleHusky.

2. You have the Corg-key to my heart.

3. Yes, they Maltese-d his hair at the groomer's.

4. We have to throw out the mattress. We have bed-Pugs.

5. Retriever? I hardly know her.

6. I call bull-Shih Tzu.

7. He's Great Dane-gerous.

8. He's doing a thorough Lab report.

9. Labrathor!

10. That was a mastiff waste of time.

There are so many breed-specific puns whether you live with a Bloodhound, Dalmatian, Beagle, Terrier, Dachshund, Poodle, or a Golden Retriever!

Just hilarious dog puns

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Some funny dog puns that are better than 'pug life' and 'pupcorn':

1. Be prepared for the pup-arazzi when your dog hits the red carpet!

2. Our doxie is referred to as a hot dog but we like to call him our furry pup-sicle.

3. Our dog's favorite movie is Jurassic Bark.

4. We live with two 'colliefornia' pups that love the sun.

5. Our hounds know that anything is paw-sible if they use their noses.

6. We love to watch our dogs to the doggie paddle when they swim.

7. What's your dog's favorite Pink Floyd album? The 'Bark Side of the Moon'.

8. Our small Doxie's bark sounds fur-ocious.

9. What's the best dog to take on a submarine? A subwoofer.

10. They hounded me for days before I finally gave in.

Our staff's fave dog puns

1. What kind of construction are dogs best at? Roofing.

2. Great Dane lovers are sure obsessed with tall tails.

3. We just got pawsession of a new dog.

4. You have to be careful after it rains cats and dogs and make sure you don't step in a Poodle.

5. The dog was so smart it majored in bark-eology.

6. The dog couldn't find his car in the barking lot.

7. He loved dogs so much he had a Rover-dose.

8. What did Darth Vader name his son? Luke Skybarker.

9. When my dog starts itching, it really ticks me off.

10. The coach wants to put my dog in the baseball game because he always gets walked.

11. The dog barked all night without any paws.

12. The picnic quickly turned into a Bark-B-Q.

13. Make sure you use Collie flour when baking for your dog.

14. There mutt be a chance my dog isn't a purebred.

15. I'm all about the pug life.

What dog pun do you plan to use in an email this week? Please leave a comment below!

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