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35 Cat Puns Purrrrrfect for Lightening the Mood


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Everyone needs some pawsitively hair-larious cat puns in their life! So, Meow, let's get to it! 

Need some purr-fect jokes to impress your friends? Look no further! Here are some meow-fully mirthful jokes that your cat will probably roll his eyes at.

Whether you want to add some humor to a dull email or need some new pun-ny material to annoy your friends with, we're here to help with these 35 cat puns. Meow, we hope you don't cough up any hairballs from laughing too hard.

Enjoy!

35 Cat Puns and Cat Jokes

1. Don't worry. None of these puns will be too clawful.

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2. My cat wants a Furr-ari.

3. I've got my thinking cat on.

4. Wait a meow-ment.

5. Cat got your tongue?

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6. Is your feline friend having a cat-astrophe?

7. Are you hiss-terical over your cat's shenanigans?

8. Our cat has a crazy purrsonality.

9. We adopted our cat, not sure his hiss-tory.

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10. Some felines have a cat-titude

11. We love to wear our paw-jamas with our cats at night.

12. How purr-suasive is your cat?

13. Our fave story is Great Catsby and Shakespurr.

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14. We are not kitten around about the above novels!

15. Do you believe in Santa Claws? She's awful purr-ty.

16. Cats are litter-ally the best animal on the planet.

17. Do you have a self paw-trait of your cat hanging on the wall?

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18. The paw-lease showed up at our house, thanks to our cat claw enforcement solved the crime.

19. We were pawsitively blown away when we found out our cat's favorite color... purr-ple!

20. Some cats are purr-fect! Purr-haps all cats are perfect felines!

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21. Our animals are my best fur-ends.

22. Dogs are in-furior to cats.

23. I'm feline sad.

24. You've got purr-sonality.

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25. Look at that meowntain.

26. My cat is totally litter-ate.

27. Whisker me away.

28. I'm a glamourpuss.

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29. You're so purr-suasive.

30. My favorite color is purr-ple.

31. Don't be a sourpuss.

32. I'll have a meow-tini.

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33. I need to take a paws.

34. How paw-some is that!

35. I'm feline good.

Do you think your cat understands what you're saying or at least knows their name when called? Leave a comment below!

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