These eggs-cellent bird puns are so owl-some, they should be ill-eagle.
With over 9000 species of birds worldwide, you know we can't talk about animal puns without talking about birds. From the tiny hummingbird to the tall ostrich, there is a whole lot of diversity in the bird world - many types of which have become our feathered best friends.
So, let's wing it and get into these 25 funny bird puns that'll be a hoot for any bird lover (even if they might be dad jokes), we just hope it won't get hawkward.
25 Eggs-sighting Bird Puns Guaranteed to Quack You Up
1. How do crows stick together in a flock? Velcrow.
2. Why did the little bird get in trouble at school? Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
3. What kind of math are birds good at? Owlgebra.
4. How did the bird break into the house? With a crow bar.
5. What does a bird like on his salad? Crowtons.
6. What do you call a bird that kicks your butt? Steven Seagull.
7. How do chickens stay fit? They egg-cersize.
8. Where does bird royalty live? Duckingham Palace.
9. What do you call a bird that makes witty jokes? A wise-quacker!
10. Where do birds invest their money? In the stork market.
11. Someone's been robin local banks lately. Will you help us quack the case?
12. That bird has no egrets.
13. Did you hear about the sad bird? He was a bluebird.
14. What's with the crow on the telephone pole? He wanted to make a long-distance caw.
15. That bird is so rude! He's a mockingbird.
16. How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely? With its sparrowchute.
17. When should you buy a bird? When it's cheep!
18. Which bird is always out of breath? A puffin.
19. What do you call a bunch of birds playing? Fowl play!
20. What birds spend all their time on their knees? Birds of prey.
21. What are birds' favorite language? Porchageese.
22. What do you call an owl who can time travel? Doctor Hoo.
23. Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a very big bill.
24. The woodpecker found some really firm bark. It was im-peck-able.
25. Are you annoyed with all these bird puns? Try coming up with some yourself - Toucan play this game!
We can go on forever with these bird puns. Not emu-sed? Well, we'll just quack ourselves up then!
Do you know some bird jokes that's not on this list? Let us know in the comments!