35 Un-Bee-Lievable Bee Puns and Jokes

Posted by Christy Caplan
Bees

You'd think that there are more dog and cat puns than bee puns, but we were able to find over 30 that are turtle-y hilarious!

Who doesn't love bumble bee jokes, memes, gifs, and puns? We bee-lieve the list we've found may-bee better than our dog and cat pun lists. We tried to be creative and go well beyond funny puns like 'bee-hind', bee mine, stingapore, and bees knees.

35 Bee Puns and Bee Jokes

Fun fact about bees: "Bee lawns" are yards seeded with small flowers such as creeping thyme, self-heal, ground plum and dandelions to grow up with the grass, which make an excellent food source for bees while being cheap to plant and maintain.

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  1. Who's a bee's favorite painter? Pablo Bee-casso
  2. I know that I have never seen a humming bird, but I certainly did see a spelling bee.
  3. When a bee is in your hand, what's in your eye? Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
  4. All bees love the honey-moon part of their relationships more than anything else.
  5. What's a bee's favorite Spice Girls song? Wanna-bee!
  6. The bee was fired from the barber shop because the only thing he could do was give a buzz-cut.
  7. A bee styles their hair with a honeycomb.
  8. That bee is talking too quietly; it must be a mumble-bee!
  9. Bee puns really sting.
  10. Quit pollen my leg.
  11. Bee children take the school buzz to get to school.
  12. To bee or not to bee, that is the question!
  13. A bee's favorite sport is rug-bee.
  14. The baby bee was affectionately known as a little hum-bug.
  15. When a bee writes a sonnet, they're waxing poetic.
  16. The little bee's favorite type of candy is, of course, bumble gum.
  17. A bee's favorite haircut is a buzz cut!
  18. A bee's favorite novel is the Great Gats-bee.
  19. A bee that's been put under a spell has been bee-witched!
  20. I can't help pollen in love with you
  21. What kind of bees drop things? Fumble bees!
  22. Bees can fly in the rain if they are wearing their little yellow jackets.
  23. All bees can relate to the pop band the Bee Gees.
  24. What's a bee's favorite flower? Bee-gonias!
  25. Why do bees get married? Because they found their honey!
  26. The swarm of teenage bees all loved The Beatles and their "Let it Bee" album.
  27. A bee that will not stop eating will eventually become a little chub-bee.
  28. The only thing more dangerous than being with a fool is fooling with a bee.
  29. The teacher kept telling the naughty bee to bee-hive himself or she would call in his parents.
  30. Bee puns aren't that great. I don't get what all the buzz is about.
  31. That pretentious wasp is just plain snob-bee!
  32. Why did the bee want to use the phone? To say hi to their honey.
  33. Wasp are you talking about?
  34. A bee that's been put under a spell has been bee-witched!
  35. Say, these bee puns aren't too shab-bee.

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