30 Animal Puns Purrrrfectly Suited to Quack You Up!

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Animal Puns and Jokes

Funny Animal Puns Ewe Can't Get Over

Let's face it: who doesn't love an animal pun? As un-bear-able as animal puns can be, you must admit they make you chuckle (a little bit, at least!). Sure, they might be #dadjokes, but puns add a little levity to life, and truthfully, we can all use a little of that right now.

So bring it on, here are 30 a-moo-sing animal jokes to make you laugh. (Bring on the cute animals!)

These hilarious animal puns will quack you up:

1. I didn't do it on porpoise!

2. We are going on vacation? Let me know and alpaca my bags!

3. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

4. Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they're shellfish.

5. Let minnow what you think!

6. It's purr-fect!

7. Where do sheep go on vacation? The Baaaahamas

8. Whale, hello there!

9. Oh, the hue-manatee!

10. Get otter here!

11. When it's almost Christmas:

12. Why should you never play poker at the zoo? There are too many cheetahs!

13. Why was the dog overwhelmed? Because he had a ruff day!

14. What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? "I'm a little horse."

15. Why was the bear a good fit for the job? He had all the koala-fications.

16. When someone gives you a gift. "You are turtley the best!"

17. That is the sealiest thing I've ever heard!

18. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.

19. What does the horse say to the animal that lives next door? Hey neigh-bor!

20. You are giraffe-ing me crazy!

21. What do you call a thieving alligator? A crook-o-dile.

22. What did the llama give to her best friend?

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23. What did the hawk say when he fell off the branch? "Well, this is hawkward."

24. How can you make an octopus laugh? You give it ten-tickles!

25. What's the most useless thing about elephants? It's irrelephant.

26. What did the judge say when the skunk came into his courtroom? "Odor in the court!"

27. What do you call a bear anarchy? It's a panda-monium!

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28. Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze!

29. Okay that's enough adorable animal puns. It's time to scale back.

30. And last of all, are you annoyed with all these animal puns? Try coming up with some yourself -- Toucan play this game!

We love animals, did these one-liners help put a smile on your face? Please let us know in the comments!

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