300-Pound Boer Goat 'Sir Captain' Is Ready to Be Your Baby Goat Daddy

Posted by TF Oren
All photos from Craigslist

If you're in the Kansas City, Mo. area and desperately in need of a gargantuan Boer goat, you're in luck. 

Meet Sir Captain. He's a 300-pound registered Boer goat for sale on Kansas City's Craigslist, and for the small sum of $500, he could be all yours. Just think of all the adorable baby goats in your future!

If you're in the market for something more short-term, you can also borrow him. He rents out at $75 per week.

Just chilling in the kitchen with a seven-foot tall goat. No big deal.

"He's every bit of 300 pounds and stands well over 7 feet tall on his hind legs. He is unbelievably social, and quite the sweetheart," reads the Craigslist ad.

Be careful, though. As lovable as he is, Sir Captain has a bit of a temper at times. According to the ad, this big boy" tends to get a little moody when his girls are in heat, or giving birth."

Sir Captain and a buddy.

The ad says Sir Captain's veterinarians report that he's one of the largest goats they've ever seen!

So, if you're looking for a handsome daddy for your future baby goats, you should probably get right on this. This handsome fellow is sure to go fast.

Check out Sir Captain's original Craigslist ad here.

All photos from Craigslist.

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300-Pound Boer Goat 'Sir Captain' Is Ready to Be Your Baby Goat Daddy