Step aside, crazy cat lady. There's a crazy chicken farmer in town, ready for that morning coffee.
If you've got chickens, then you're starting your mornings early, and you probably start them with coffee.
Add some chuckle to your daily morning routine with these hilarious chicken mugs, from puns to innuendos to Trump.
Who likes chicken butts and they cannot lie?
Get your chicken butt mug for $14.95.
If you're the early bird all the night owls can't stand, this rooster mug is for you.
This one's for all the party animals out there, and by party animal we mean the people who prefer a night in with Netflix and their pet chickens.
For all those jokesters who like a good innuendo, we've got the hen mug for you.
This one is $17.95 and makes a great gift.
Ignore all the nay-sayers; if you raise chickens, you are definitely sexy and killin' it.
If you say you can talk to chickens, we believe you, because we understand you.
Say no more.
We support you, and you can support yourself for $13.56.
This is an actual sketch from Darwin's studies.
Show your science pride with this funny mug for $15.95.
This one is simple yet to the point. Move over cows; chickens are here to stay.
Get your own thought-provoking mug for $11.50.
Speaking of thought-provoking, we stand behind the dreamers of the world.
Keep dreamin' for $15.99.
If there's anything that can lighten the political mood, it's chickens.
Watch the morning news with this coffee cup for $14.94.
Love yourself, and also love the life of a pet chicken. They've got it pretty good.
If you can't be a chicken, at least spread the dream for $13.11.
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If your chicken population won't stop growing, this mug was made for you.
Accept that you have a problem and deal with it for only $7.49.
Never has such a bold statement been more true.
While you're busy adding more chickens to your flock, add another mug to your cupboard for $16.95.
For the person who is only an introvert around humans, we present to you this mug.
Drink coffee in the silence of humans but surrounded by the clucking of hens for $15.95.
People love coffee and people love chickens. Chicken mugs combines the caffeine-coop love affair. Get this travel mug as a bonus so you can take your love of chickens on the road.
If you got this far, then you must be a YUGE chicken fan. Consider adding more chicken paraphernalia to your home chicken coop with our list of similar items: chicken-themed kitchen products. Be sure to check out our chicken shaming articles, too!
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