14 Pawsome Dog Jokes All Pup Parents Will Love

Posted by Amber King
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Ready for a tummy tickling good time?

Both you and your pooch will love these pawsome dog jokes.

1. What do dogs eat for breakfast?

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Pooched eggs!

2. What kind of dog does Dracula have?

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A bloodhound.

3. Why did the dog cross the street?

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To get to the barking lot.

4. What is your dog's favorite state?

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New Yorkie.

5. What do your dog and cellphone have in common?

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They both have collar I.D.

6. What's a dog's favorite kind of ice cream?

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7. What do you get when you cross a herding dog and a daisy?

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A collie-flower.

8. How does the Scottish dog feel about Halloween?

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He thinks it's terrier-fying.

9. Why was the dog such a good storyteller?

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He knew how to paws for dramatic effect.

10. Did you hear about the dog who had puppies on the side of the road?

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She was ticketed for littering.

11. Why do trees always think dogs are talking to them?

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They keep saying, "bark, bark, bark!"

12. Why don't dogs make good dance partners?

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Global Toy News

They have two left feet.

13. What kind of dog loves to take bubble baths?

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Dog Guide

A shampoodle.

Share these punny dog jokes with all your two-legged and four-legged friends for a barking good time.

Do you have a dog joke? Tell us in the comments below. 

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14 Pawsome Dog Jokes All Pup Parents Will Love