Ready for a tummy tickling good time?
Both you and your pooch will love these pawsome dog jokes.
1. What do dogs eat for breakfast?
2. What kind of dog does Dracula have?
3. Why did the dog cross the street?
To get to the barking lot.
4. What is your dog's favorite state?
5. What do your dog and cellphone have in common?
They both have collar I.D.
6. What's a dog's favorite kind of ice cream?
7. What do you get when you cross a herding dog and a daisy?
8. How does the Scottish dog feel about Halloween?
He thinks it's terrier-fying.
9. Why was the dog such a good storyteller?
He knew how to paws for dramatic effect.
10. Did you hear about the dog who had puppies on the side of the road?
She was ticketed for littering.
11. Why do trees always think dogs are talking to them?
They keep saying, "bark, bark, bark!"
12. Why don't dogs make good dance partners?
They have two left feet.
13. What kind of dog loves to take bubble baths?
Share these punny dog jokes with all your two-legged and four-legged friends for a barking good time.
Do you have a dog joke? Tell us in the comments below.
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