13 Christmas Pet Puns Just in Time for the Howlidays

Posted by Stacey Venzel
A Pomeranian wearing antlers pulls a sleigh with gifts driven by a cat wearing a Santa hat

We wish you a Meowy Christmas.

'Tis the season for awkward family Christmas photos for the annual funny holiday card along with howliday pet-themed puns.

In honor of the holiday, we're delivering some purrfect Christmas animal puns to make your ugly sweater guests roll their eyes. Use as many funny puns as desired, on us.

1. Happy Howlidays

Новый год к нам мчится...🎄 Этим сумасшедшим фото мы как бы напоминаем,что до Нового Года осталось совсем немного времени 🕐 И с этого момента мы очень активно начинаем рассказывать о всех новогодних сюрпризах,которые мы для вас приготовили 🎁😊 ⠀ Уже завтра в 1️⃣2️⃣:0️⃣0️⃣ мы запускаем самый хо-хо-хо РОЗЫГРЫШ 🎅🏽 ⠀ Подписывайся на наши обновления, чтобы быть в курсе всех праздничных новостей или следи за хэштегом #fromSantaDog 🎅🏽🐶 ⠀ И главное,будь хорошим пёсиком, и ты обязательно получишь свой 🎁 ⠀ 💫Фото от волшебной @katrin_daron ⠀ #Rachel_wow #лежанкаrachel_wow #лежанка_rachel_wow #rachel_wow #лежанкидлясобак #santadog #dogsanta #моясобакаизприюта #угадайпороду #овчарка #лайка #хаски #аусси #лежанка #длясобак #товарыдлясобак #игрушкидлясобак #ошейник #моясобака #doglover #магиядаронь #живойуголокфотостудииваренье

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2. Meowy Christmas

3. Santa Paws

4. Santa Claws

Not quite sure he likes it, but wtv 🐱🎄🎅🏼 #christmascat #santacat #kid

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5. Bah-Hum-Pug

6. Pugly Christmas Sweater

Now look what I have to wear! #pug #pugatchristmas #pugchristmasjumper #puglife #puglifethuglife

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7. Dachshund Through the Snow


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8. Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies

9. All I Want for Christmas Is Ewe

😍Christmas sheep #littefatty #christmassheep

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10. O Tannenpom

pomeranian with santa
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 11. Fleece Navidad

Merry christmas all! 🐑🎅🎄😀

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 12. Deck the Stalls

Looks like somebody is ready for Christmas......❤️🐴🎄🎅🏻 #horses #paintquarterhorse #horsechristmas

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 13. Moo-ey Christmas

#mooeychristmas #stonehurstfarm #mountsorrel

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So while you're filling your bellies with eggnog and figgy pudding this Christmas, decorating the Christmas tree and hanging Christmas lights, donning your Santa hat, be sure to pass around some pet puns. Go ahead; slip them into conversation. See if anyone even notices. Animal puns are much more common in our everyday language than you think, so stop hounding us! Plus everyone loves a good cat pun.

Some funny Christmas card ideas include a funny dog picture with one of these puns. To see some good Christmas greeting cards, check out these awkward family photos where the pets are the stars. They probably made for some cute Christmas cards!

Got some more ideas for pet-related Christmas puns? Share some funny pet puns with us on Facebook!

Merry Christmas or as we say here at Wide Open Pets, Feliz Naughty Dog!

Tell us your favorite Christmas pet pun in the comments below. 

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13 Christmas Pet Puns Just in Time for the Howlidays