1. What is it called when a cat wins first place at a dog show?
3. What is a cat's favorite book?
The Great Catsby.
4. Why don't cats play poker?
Too many cheetahs.
6. What do cats like on a hot day?
Mice cream cones.
8.What do you call a pile of kittens?
9. What do cats love to read?
10. There once was a princess that lived alone in a castle with her cat.
Seeing how much the princess loved the cat, the witch that had cursed him turned him back into a handsome prince, so he could spend the rest of his life with the princess.
Upon seeing the handsome prince, he said, "I bet you wish I wasn't fixed now, huh?"
11. What do cats eat for breakfast?
13. How do felines maintain law and order?
How claw-some were those?
Share these with your crazy cat friends to include them in this purr-fect meow-ment.
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