Need some purr-fect jokes to impress your friends? Look no further! Here are some meow-fully mirthful jokes that your cat will probably roll his eyes at.
1. What is it called when a cat wins first place at a dog show?
A cat-has-trophy.
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3. What is a cat's favorite book?
The Great Catsby.
4. Why don't cats play poker?
Too many cheetahs.
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6. What do cats like on a hot day?
Mice cream cones.
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8.What do you call a pile of kittens?
A meowntain.
9. What do cats love to read?
Catalogs.
10. There once was a princess that lived alone in a castle with her cat.
Being her only companion, she loved the cat very much. Little did she know, the cat was actually a handsome prince that had be cursed to live his life as a feline.
Seeing how much the princess loved the cat, the witch that had cursed him turned him back into a handsome prince, so he could spend the rest of his life with the princess.
Upon seeing the handsome prince, he said, "I bet you wish I wasn't fixed now, huh?"
11. What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
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13. How do felines maintain law and order?
Claw Enforcement.
How claw-some were those?
Share these with your crazy cat friends to include them in this purr-fect meow-ment.
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