15 Llama Puns Perfect for Stirring Up Llama Drama

Posted by Amber King
Llama Puns

You don't have to be "Al Pacacino" to appreciate a good llama pun!

They're big, they're sassy, and above all, fascinating. These cute animals are traditionally pack animals, but their unique features and spunky personalities are the real reasons people people fall in love. Spending time with a llama is a special occasion, but you don't need a special reason to incorporate these "llamazing" creatures into your everyday life.

All you really need is an arsenal of the best llama jokes and alpaca puns. Here's a list of the most clever kinds of cute llama-related word play to get you llama lovers started. Put them on llama t-shirts, DIY an art print, or make some stickers for a great gift idea, but stay out of any llama drama!

15 Funny Llama Puns

1. Your friend needs a favor?

No prob llama!

2. Worried about your membership card getting ruined?

You should probably have it llamanated.

3. It's time to greet the day!

Llama mia, here I go again.

4. Your Spanish-speaking friends will appreciate this one.

¿Como te llama?

5. You should never waste a good hair day.

Llama take a selfie!

6. Singing along to the radio like...

My llama don't like you, and she likes everyone!

7. Don't forget to tell your loved ones how you feel.

I got a wool llama love for you!

8. What do you say after yoga?


9. Do you have a need for speed?

Let's take a ride in my llamborghini.

10. Life feeling a little complicated lately?

Why don't you just save the drama for your llama?

11. Who is your favorite president of all time?

Barack Ollama!

12. Looking for some new music?

Check out Kendrick Llama or Llama Del Rey.

13. Worried about the end of the world?

Don't worry. The alpacalypse and llamageddon don't sound too bad.

14. Wanna go for a picnic?

Alpaca my bags and alpaca lunch.

15. What kind of music do you like?

Alpacapella and dipllama!

Some of these funny animal puns, memes, and nerdy dad jokes might make you cringe, but no one with a sense of humor can truly resist this punny creativity. You don't even need to know a llama personally to take advantage of their pun-friendly species.

If writing notes the old fashioned way is more your thing, you can turn almost any word that starts with the letter "L" into a great llama pun. Llove, llamonade, llunch, even the dalai llama--everything has pun potential, and all of these jokes would look great on some llama wall art. Grab some llamanade and create some llama art for a night you won't forget.

Do you have llama puns to add to the llist? Llet us know on the Wide Open Pets Facebook page!

This article was originally published March 21, 2018.

READ MORE: What's the Difference Between a Llama and an Alpaca?


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