They're man's best friend, so it's only fitting they have such a prominent presence in our everyday language.
Here are 11 cringe-worthy dog puns sure to give you paws.
Hot diggety dog, any dog lover can appreciate this clever wordplay.
1. I told you I'd get it done on time.
Quit hounding me.
2. He calls her every hour to check in.
She has him on a short leash.
3. You won't find what you need here.
You're barking up the wrong tree.
4. He's not fat...
He's just a little husky.
5. I have a dentist appointment tomorrow.
One of my canines is bothering me. I hope my Lab reports come back okay...
6. I'm going on Jeopardy next week.
I need to bone up on my trivia and be careful of the puparazzi if I win...
7. He never stands up for himself.
He just rolls over.
8. Ever hear the one about the poodle on the submarine?
He was the resident subwoofer and good at the doggie paddle.
9. Going camping?
Time to bust out the pup tent.
10. I'm not sure what's wrong with my dog.
I'm hoping the vet will shed some light on the problem.
11. What's your dog's favorite Pink Floyd album?
Bark Side of the Moon
Boom. No matter the dog breed, from Great Dane to Golden Retriever to a trusty Labrador, everyone can appreciate a corny joke. Even an old dog can learn new tricks and sayings.
Want extra credit? Some other fave dog puns to try out when you're at the veterinary office? These are maybe even more cringe-worthy than the above puns.
- What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador!
- This pup who's over this long, bitter winter already. Mellon Collie!
- This Lab who's very into Norse mythology. Labrathor. (haha)
- What's more amazing than a talking dog? Spelling bee.
So, whether you love telling people "Happy Howlidays" or revealing what's in your doggie bag, as a dog owner some of the best dog puns are just a lot of fun and very punny to say! You may have a mixed breed dog or a pure bread (lol) Dalmatian but it doesn't matter what kind of dog you share your life with as we all love a good dog joke even on a bad hare day! Ha!
Now, go find some of your pooch-loving pals and unleash these puppies.
Have some more corny pet puns? Add them in the comments below!
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