10 Best Cow Jokes That Will Have You LOL-ing All Day

Posted by Mateja Lane

Sometimes you need a good laugh. Who's easier to laugh at, or with, than Bessy? 

Like the old adage says, we aren't laughing at you we're laughing with you.

Tell that to your cow in the pasture when you let them in on the 10 best cow jokes on the World Wide Web.

1. What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

 2. What do you call a cow and poodle mix?

 3. Two cows in a field...

Two cows are hanging out in their field, eating hay. One turns to the other and says, "MOOOO."

The other looks over and says, "You took the words right out of my mouth!"

4. What did the depressed cow say when she got up in the morning?

 5. What are those spots on black and white cows?

 6. Why do cows wear bells?

 7. Why did Bessy deserve the Cow Nobel Prize?

 8. Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?

 9. Why did the cow jump over the moon?

 10. What do you call cows battling in outer space?

These jokes may only be corny puns and plays on words. But you did laugh a little, right?

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10 Best Cow Jokes That Will Have You LOL-ing All Day