Celebrities, Puns, and Coops: 27 Best Chicken Names Since Heidi Plume

Posted by Stacey Venzel
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Is there anything better than chickens and puns? We think not.

Dogs in the cone of shame are pretty great. Guinea pigs commentating on Donald Trump are highly entertaining. We enjoy photos of cats caught in positions that showcase their questionable logic. We can’t get enough pawkward family Christmas photos.

But chickens? Anything chicken-related takes home the grand prize.

If you loved our chicken shaming article, we know you’ll love this creative montage of chicken names, artfully mastering the use of puns.

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Celebrity Chicken Puns

  1.  Lindsay Lo-hen
  2.  Roo-Paul
  3.  Cluck Norris (Chick Norris also acceptable)
  4.  Heidi Plume
  5.  Dixie Chick
  6. Yolko Ono
  7.  Henneth Paltrow
  8.  Henessa Hudgens
  9.  Chris Poultry

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Historical References

  1.  John Hancock
  2.  Eggar Allan Poe
  3.  Attila the Hen
  4. Albert Eggstein
  5.  Amelia Egghart

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Pop Culture References

  1.  Chicken Little
  2.  Yolky-mon
  3.  Hen Solo
  4. Princess Lay-a
  5.  Hooters
  6.  Gretch-hen Wieners

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Chicken Vocabulary

  1.  Eggbert
  2.  Repecka
  3.  Cooper
  4.  Henrietta
  5.  Henry
  6.  Beaker
  7.  Mother Clucker

We’re pretty sure we can come up with some more. Help us create another great list of chicken names by commenting on our Facebook page or giving your chicken a shout out on Instagram and tagging us.

Together, we can make sure chickens get the spotlight they deserve.

Do you know some chicken puns? What are your chicken’s names? Let us know in the comments below!

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Celebrities, Puns, and Coops: 27 Best Chicken Names Since Heidi Plume