“Don’t hate her cause you ain’t her.” -Auntie
Twitter understandably exploded with support and relatability.
Behold the care list for: “Pepper, the most beautiful girl in the world.”
My aunt is having me house sit and watch her dog and omg she's too much lol pic.twitter.com/a6t7LGFFDR
— Tommy (@TommyRivers) July 9, 2017
Twitter responded in mass hysteria:
You think that's bad? I once housesat for someone that wanted me to hold, pet, & baby talk to her chickens every night.
— secretbutterfly (@secretbutterfly) July 11, 2017
update us on pepper every day. it's been 24 hours since this post hurry.
— abdul 🚀 (@Advil) July 11, 2017
where is Pepper tonight we must know if she's ok
— Samantha Vicent (@samanthavicent) July 12, 2017
Pepper is a precious angel and deserves all of this and more
— Madeleine Roux (@Authoroux) July 11, 2017
Quite a few Twitter users could relate:
— bella (@bella_costello) July 12, 2017
This is all accurate. I don't see this as being excessive. 😂❤️
— Resist. (@hk_ravenclaw) July 12, 2017
@lilyellowapple we gotta get to work on our list like this one.
— Aaron Bentley (@aaron_bentley) July 12, 2017
Let’s take a closer look at this note of do’s and dont’s.
Tommy’s aunt’s instructions include portion control on the food and a reminder that, while treats are encouraged, carbs are not.
The list of approved modes of affection include: “big hugs, little kiss,” “sniffs” (we’re still wondering just what that might entail) and of course, “belly rubs.”
Tommy was discouraged from yelling at Pepper, specifically for her barking, which she apparently likes to do.
As if he needed to be reminded, Auntie made sure to mention that Pepper shouldn’t be mistreated, ending with what might just be the next trending hashtag: “don’t you hurt her!”
— 2 hot 2 goth 🕷💦 (@biancaxunise) July 11, 2017
Auntie also wanted Tommy to know where Pepper was at all times during the time he watched her.
Last but certainly not least, she closed with this:
“And most important… don’t you hate her cause you ain’t her!”
She has a point, I mean:
Update: you made her really happy and now she's going to bed lol pic.twitter.com/KkwYRDibBw
— Tommy (@TommyRivers) July 11, 2017
Don’t even get us started on the list’s font.
And yes, those are purple highlights in the dog’s fur.
Pepper, you do you, girl.
Do you know someone who leaves pet care instructions like this? Or maybe that someone is you? Share your funny story with us in the comments below!
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