What’s a holiday work party without a little pun?
Hurry up and get laughing, you slow poke.
1. “You throw a shell of a good party!”
2. “I hope you come out of your shell this holiday season.”
3. “Have a turtle-y awesome Hanukkah!”
4. “It’s time to shell-ebrate!”
5. “May you have a turtle-iffic New Year!”
6. “Be sure to take a shell-fie in your ugly sweater!”
7. “I hope your holidays aren’t a turtle disaster.”
8. “Don’t get sturtled by our crazy New Year’s shell-ebration.”
9. “What a shell-ection of Christmas cookies you have!”
10. “I shell-dom have this much fun around a dinner table, especially without my shell phone.”
11. “Due to finan-shell difficulties, all my gifts are homemade this year.”
12. “Stay out of Grandma’s way in the kitchen. She runs it like a turtle-tarian.”
13. “Last year we learned a lot, but 2017 tortoise nothing.”
Hopefully, these funny puns got your shelly laughing like a bowl full of…well, shelly. We hope your holiday shell-ebrations are top notch! Sea turtles, cute turtles, snapping turtles, and pet turtles everywhere hope you have happy holidays!
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