They’re man’s best friend, so it’s only fitting they have such a prominent presence in our everyday language.
Here are 11 cringe-worthy dog puns sure to give you paws.
Hot diggety dog, any dog lover can appreciate this clever word play.
1. I told you I’d get it done on time.
Quit hounding me.
2. He calls her every hour to check in.
She has him on a short leash.
3. You won’t find what you need here.
You’re barking up the wrong tree.
4. He’s not fat…
He’s jut a little husky.
5. I have a dentist appointment tomorrow.
One of my canines is bothering me. I hope my Lab reports come back okay…
6. I’m going on Jeopardy next week.
I need to bone up on my trivia and be careful of the puparazzi if I win…
7. He never stands up for himself.
He just rolls over.
8. Ever hear the one about the poodle on the submarine?
He was the resident subwoofer and good at the doggie paddle.
9. Going camping?
Time to bust out the pup tent.
10. I’m not sure what’s wrong with my dog.
I’m hoping the vet will shed some light on the problem.
11. What’s your dog’s favorite Pink Floyd album?
Bark Side of the Moon
Boom. No matter the dog breed, from Great Dane to Golden Retriever to a trusty Labrador, everyone can appreciate a corny joke. Even old dog can learn new tricks and sayings.
Now, go find some of your pooch-loving pals and unleash these puppies.
Have some more corny pet puns? Add them in the comments below!
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